1. Wear the same bra for….an undetermined, yet very long time. Unless it smells shocked?
2. Getting Unclad and contorting our bodies in the mirror in the most absurd ways in order to try and look skinny.
3. Watched our self cry in the mirror at least once during a heavy crying session. You know after sobbing for 20 minutes, you want to see if you “cry prettily”. Most of the time, it will be a disappointment.
4. Hold my b**bs while running down the stairs.
5. Admire another woman\’s beauty, as well as be jealous of another woman\’s beauty.
6. Spend far too much time trying to pluck one eyebrow hair that won\’t go away.
7. When you think nobody is looking, you readjust your bra, stick your hand in, pull \’em up one at a time, straighten the band and straps, and add an extra squeeze to make sure everything is in its place grin
8. Cried for absolutely no reason and felt silly about it.
9. Squatting like a baseball catcher to stretch out freshly washed jeans.
10. That amazing back/stomach scratch when you take your bra off after a long day. Best feeling eve
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